Top 10 Reasons to NEVER have Children !

10. Your mornings will be quiet and relaxed, instead of a chaotic, beat-the-clock marathon having multiple people to corral, bathe, feed, dress and get out the door on time. Your home will also be a welcoming oasis and not a chaotic zoo.

9. You will be more easily able to escape a bad marriage (if you should need to) than if you had kids, without having to maintain ties with your ex.

8. You can curse, swear, debate and vent freely in your home without worrying about censoring yourself and you never have to yell, scold, correct or punish anyone.

7. You will be able to travel more frequently and use your paid time off for vacations, instead of burning your days to take care of sick kids. Your vacations will actually be relaxing and you will come home rested and refreshed, instead of wiped out and in need of a second vacation. And you will rarely call in sick.

6. You will be better able to retain your youthfulness and sex appeal because your body will not be ravaged by childbearing, wrinkles of worries and a crappy diet.

5. You will never have to suffer the agony of childbirth, morning sickness, post-partum depression, raising a troubled child, possible loss of a child or the strain and upset of raising a diseased or disabled child.

4. You can fully pursue and develop your career or your educational goals.

TOP 3:

3. You will not have to spend hundreds of thousands to rear a child till he becomes an adult. Instead, you can save for a comfortable retirement.

2. You will never have to be embarrassed by a child who is a bad representation of you.

AND LASTLY NUMBER ONE!

1. You will not be contributing to the world’s overpopulation crisis or the drain on environmental resources.